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fucksebastianstan:

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

at this point, i think marvel owes us a scene in the next avengers movie where natasha is like wHERE WERE ALL OF YOU?

"it was serious, clint" 
"yeah but i had a thing"
"PEOPLE DIED, CLINT.”

in an alternate scenario: clint is like “WELL YEAH I WAS BUSY. DID YOU HEAR ABOUT ALL OF EURASIA GETTING WIPED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH” “…no?” “YEAH. YOU’RE WELCOME FOR THAT.”

Basically I want Clint to be like this

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igperish:

Aziz Ansari is a Feminist

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bemusedlybespectacled:

zuviosgemini:

rustandashes:

HOLY FUCK THERE ARE CHILDREN ON HERE!

I need recipes like now.

Recipes:

Peanut Butter & Jelly Cups
Chocolate Mugs and Vegan Hot Chocolate
The chocolate skulls used to be on Etsy and are no longer available.
Triple Chocolate Mousse Cake
Chocolate Raspberry Pistachio Tartlets
Chocolate Pancake Cake
The chocolates are made in these two ice cube trays.
Chocolate-Covered Brownie Ice Cream Sandwich

You’re welcome.

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ginathethundergoddess:

glasmond:

weloveshortvideos:

Run for your lives!

I can’t believe it

THIS IS MY OTHER FAVOIRTE VINE

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harlequinhatter:

caseyanthonyofficial:

When I was like 6 years old I was woken up in the middle of night by a voice saying “play with me play with me” over and over and I stayed awake for two hours terrified as the voice continued and then I realized it was a furby

how s that less scary

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crimson-winter:

wo-nderland:

this never gets old

SANDRA BULLOCK IS MY QUEEN

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vicky-leee:

viridiannightmares:

I bet anyone who doesn’t know this show would think this is a legit school picture

for a second I did, but then I saw coconut head and I screamed

posted 3 days ago with 455,487 notes
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phobias:

do you ever just wanna sleep for like 3 years 

posted 3 days ago with 465,792 notes
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taliabobalia:

my ascent into adulthood

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gaminginyourunderwear:

yaoiornah:

itsgeekyinhere:

Doing the do with you know who

The greatest mystery of all time solved…What Neville forget to remember in that scene.

All of this is important.

posted 3 days ago with 171,512 notes
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bigeyesandstarrynights:

that was the best thing I have read in about 10 years.

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ugly:

she’s so supportive

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